Includes: Original Offensive Crayons "Red, White, and Fuck You" Edition Holiday Edition Porn Pack Offensive-ISH Edition Pot Pack Tired of pretending to laugh at your office Secret Santa's 'funny gifts'? Offensive Crayons are the gag gift for those who understand that humor should have a bite. Ideal for white elephant
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Tired of pretending to laugh at your office Secret Santa's 'funny gifts'? Offensive Crayons are the gag gift for those who understand that humor should have a bite. Ideal for white elephant events that have lost all sense of irony.
Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too. What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone are the safe colors like “goldenrod” or “violet.” Now we have “Suspicious Cold Sore Red” and “Privilege” (exclusively for our Caucasian buyers, of course). Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades.
Product Dimensions (in inches): 2.80 x 3.70 x 1.10
Tired of pretending to laugh at your office Secret Santa's 'funny gifts'? Offensive Crayons are the gag gift for those who understand that humor should have a bite. Ideal for white elephant events that have lost all sense of irony.
Tired of pretending to laugh at your office Secret Santa's 'funny gifts'? Offensive Colored Pencils are the gag gift for those who understand that humor should have a bite. Ideal for white elephant events that have lost all sense of irony.
Reflect on the misery that the holiday season brings your life with colors that perfectly compliment it.In the spirit of capitalism, celebrate the season with colors that accurately reflect the awkwardness of the holiday season. We promise this set is a marginally better gift than the $10 Starbucks card you planned to give Janet in accounting.
Tired of pretending to laugh at your office Secret Santa's 'funny gifts'? Offensive Crayons are the gag gift for those who understand that humor should have a bite. Ideal for white elephant events that have lost all sense of irony.
Frustrated with American politics? Us too. Celebrate with our political edition of Offensive Crayons, where we remind you that both parties are the same, and your vote doesn’t matter unless you happen to control a Super PAC or are a lizard person.
Tired of pretending to laugh at your office Secret Santa's 'funny gifts'? Offensive Crayons are the gag gift for those who understand that humor should have a bite. Ideal for white elephant events that have lost all sense of irony.
Featuring shades of your questionable life choices and memories you can't quite recall, this pack is perfect for those creative sessions. With colors like Munchies Mango, Peach and Chong, Bong Water Brown, and Lemon Kush, this pack is a vibrant reminder of all those times you said, Just one more hit. Ideal for scribbling in those adult coloring books you swore you'd finish, or for passive-aggressively gifting to that friend who's totally not a stoner.
Elevate your mediocrity to new, hazier heights and remember: It's not a phase, it's a lifestyle.
*Disclaimer: No actual cannabis is included or used in the making of these crayons. But if you're considering buying these, you probably don't need any more.* Always color responsibly.
Tired of pretending to laugh at your office Secret Santa's 'funny gifts'? Offensive Crayons are the gag gift for those who understand that humor should have a bite. Ideal for white elephant events that have lost all sense of irony.
Not ready to commit to regular Offensive Crayons? This pack is for you!
All the shitty humor of Offensive Crayons, but Karen approved. With colors like “safe space sienna”, “child bride blue”, “black” and more! Give a gift that you know HR will give you a look of disapproval, but ultimately not get you fired.
Tired of pretending to laugh at your office Secret Santa's 'funny gifts'? Offensive Crayons are the gag gift for those who understand that humor should have a bite. Ideal for white elephant events that have lost all sense of irony.
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Featuring shades of your questionable life choices and memories you can't quite recall, this pack is perfect for those creative sessions. With
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